July 2012
sticler:
sassy-gay-dust:
omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon
“take the bark for a walk”
“hey could you feed the meows”
“hey look at all those moos”
woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF
Obscure Questions
1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
22: Which continents have you been on?
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
24: Backpacks or satchels?
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
30: The latest you've ever slept?
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
32: Do you pick at scabs?
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
34: How far can you throw a baseball?
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
47: City or nature person?
48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
rockstar: *breathes*
fangirl: oh my god did you see that he breathed he needs air too
castieltheangelofthursgay:
if i was a teacher i’d probably research my students online and find their blog and then if they were being dicks i could be like “yeah you’re gonna do that assignment on time and you’re gonna like it” and then just whisper their url and watch the colour drain from their faces and their eyes fill with tears as they back away slowly to their desk
the-four-perfections:
fuckyeahthefabfour:
sometimes i don’t realise how big the beatles are but seriously just
there’s
a beatles hotel
beatles shops
beatles coffee shops
beatles museums
beatles restaurants
beatles bars
a beatles dating website
a beatles night club
a beatles themed las vegas show
a beatles social network
a beatles video game
countless beatles books including a...
REBLOG IF YOU HONESTLY THOUGHT YOU’D NEVER GET...
i get everyone mad because they make me mad
pedophile: i have candy get in the van
me: no
pedophile: the van has wifi
me: ok
one time I scared everyone in my computer class because I told them I worshiped satan
my jaw suddenly got tight
cosmo tip #185
plaguemetoanend:
when climaxing, announce your orgasm in the batman voice
Go to my ask box and say something that will...
maccaismysugardaddy:
ifyoucarryonthisway:
i have way too many celebrity crushes like real people dont even impress me anymore im in too deep
do you ever stop and realize that people probably discuss you from time to time when you arent around to witness it
not even in a specifically positive or negative way just like
people mention you, or think of you, you occur to people sometimes
thats the most unnerving thing that i can think of, thats so weird, that i exist to people when im not even interacting with them
mom: hey can you call the-
me: NOPE
me: NO I CAN'T
me: ARE YOU KIDDING ME OH MY GOD
me: OH GOD
me: NO SERIOUSLY DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS I'M GOING TO THROW UP I SWEAR TO GOD
me: I LITERALLY CAN'T OH MY GOD YOU DO IT I CAN'T DO THIS PLEASE
copingmethods:
If you get lucky enough to meet me IRL you will enjoy me barely talking and saying great things such as “yeah” and “haha”
how fangirls communicate
Fan 1: AKJSHDKJAHSDKJSA
Fan 2: I know. I know. I understand.
too-stoned-to-remember:
“Maybe you like The Beatles a bit too much”
theoldveins:
hey let’s play whERE THE FUCK IS THE MUSIC COMING FROM
Watchchaystar:
oh my god wtf
Steven Moffat: Well how would you feel about kissing each other lol?
Martin Freeman: OMFG JOHNLOCK IS MY OTP CAN WE PLEASE
Steven Moffat:
Martin Freeman: DO THIS LIKE SERIOUSLY CAN THIS BE A THING
Steven Moffat:
Martin Freeman: wat
Steven Moffat: Martin that was a -
Martin Freeman: Nope.
Steven Moffat: Martin -
Martin Freeman: THEY BELONG WITH EACH OTHER OKAY
Benedict Cumberbatch: Martin you're so adorable c'mere let me hug you
Mark Gatiss: *evil cackling*
